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tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

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khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

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this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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liliththeenderborn:

So I wore this dress so school today, and almost all my teachers talk to me about it, luckily, I didn’t get in trouble. As you can see it’s open at the top, showing my upper chest. I brought a denim jacket with me, but I couldn’t wear it in 80F weather.

I wanted to talk to you guys about one of my teachers in particular. I was sitting in class reading, not wearing the jacket. She publicly called me out on it and said, “it’s distracting for the boys if you wear that. You’re impairing their learning.” I just kinda sat there, feeling my face get hot because of the publicity of the comment. After a little while, I still didn’t have my jacket on. She asked me again to put it on. I then asked why. She answered with the same thing. I then proceeded to stand up and say, “Then stop acting like it’s okay for boys to look, It’s 80 degrees, I’m not wearing that jacket.” The rest of the class was silent, then a couple girls, and some boys started clapping.

I thought I’d share that with you, because no one else will listen to me.

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dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

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vuov:

'Raise boys and girls the same way' - Jenny Holzer, Instillation, candlestick park 1987

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After all, no ship should go down without her captain.

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therecipepantry:

33 Cupcake Recipes

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cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

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pond challenge - round 1: hairporn (vs. matt-kaz)

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mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

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